June Snatched Photo Winner: Matt Wilson
Ladies and Gentleman, it’s time to share a tale of glory about our most recent Snatched in 6 Weeks winner, Great American Citizen Matt Wilson. Matt absolutely KILLED it, and it was an honor to watch him get after it and make his fitness dreams come true.
Behold! A Ninja Claims his Glory!
“It’s been over 2 years since I have endured any kind of fitness regime. I enrolled in SNATCHED, and I knew it would be good for me, but, really, how much fun are things that are ‘good’ for you?
“We all know we should be working out, and eating healthy. It’s always kind of a bitch to figure out how what’s actually going to work: low fat, low impact, low carb, low cost, high intensity, high protein, high fat, ‘Hi Doc’? What’s going to be worth my time and money? Working out and eating right is just one more thing you have to add to your already over-extended New York City life.
“So check this out: SNATCHED is simple. It’s 5 steps, and 6 weeks. Mark feeds you nutrition and fitness strategies like an intravenous drip, one knowledge bomb at a time, so you’re never on information overload. In fact, it’s empowering, and that really took me by surprise. I hoped my body would change, I knew I would be eating better, and working towards an overall healthier lifestyle, but I didn’t anticipate the changes to my mindset, and the impact on my overall approach to life outside of working out. The glitter you pick up in the Ninja Clubhouse clings to your sweaty ass when you leave, and leaves a trail over other parts of your life. It rubs off on other people and places.
“I lost 12 pounds. I lost 3 inches off my hips, and 3 inches off my waist. I decreased my body fat by 50%. You will change your body. You will see results. Of course, everyone is different, it’s your journey, blah blah blah. But guess what? When you’ve got nothing to lose (except some pounds, some calories, and some disposable income) and a SHIT ton to gain (strength, leanness, knowledge and pithy catch-phrases involving unicorns, porn-stars, and cum gutters), WTF? What are you waiting for? It’s only 6 weeks. Get SNATCHED. Get Glory. Just don’t get dragon cum in your eye.”
Matt. You are a fucking stud and an inspiration to Ninjas and future Ninjas all across this great planet. I salute you!
If you’re interested in getting in on the glory, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We only have ONE Snatched left in 2012 (yikes!), so if you’re interested in getting in, you will probably want to consider joining MFF and getting our members-only early booking privileges! See you sooooon!!